Jenny Holzer or GPT-3?

ONCE YOU'RE GONE YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BE ALIVE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT UNLESS IT HAPPENS TO YOU FIRST AND THEN YOU WANT IT WITH ALL YOUR MIND AND BODY

THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE YOU'RE NOT A COMMUNIST IS TO BE SURE YOU WON'T EVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE

PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DANCING BEFORE THEY LOVE

THEY MAY CONDUCT DRUG EXPERIMENTS ON YOU WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP SO IF THEY PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR TEA BEWARE OF AN UNEXPECTED WAKE-UP CALL FROM THE VOICE OF GOD SITTING ON YOUR SHOULDER SAYING "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME" AND THEN STARTS STOMPING ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH HIS BIG FEET INTO THE DOOR

PUT FOOD OUT IN THE SAME PLACE EVERY DAY AND TALK TO THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO EAT AND ORGANIZE THEM

YOU ARE CAUGHT THINKING ABOUT KILLING ANYONE YOU WANT

YOU ARE TRAPPED ON THE EARTH SO YOU WILL EXPLODE

MEN DON'T PROTECT YOU ANYMORE

YOU CAN'T BEAT THE SYSTEM IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SYSTEM IS

PROTECT ME FROM WHAT I WANT

THE FUTURE IS STUPID

IT'S EASY TO GET MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON EVERY CONTINENT TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO EATING AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

IF YOU'RE CONSIDERED USELESS NO ONE WILL FEED YOU ANYMORE

YOU ARE A PRISONER OF THE PAST

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS BUT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS SO YOU GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF FINDING OUT HOW

WHEN SOMEONE BEATS YOU WITH A FLASHLIGHT YOU MAKE LIGHT SHINE IN ALL DIRECTIONS

THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE IS TO BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS

A SLEEPING PERSON IS A TARGET AND A DANGEROUS ONE

WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE CONTROL OF ANOTHER PERSON IT'S BETTER TO BE HELD BY THE POLICE OR A SHRINK THAN BY YOUR FAMILY

MOTHERS WITH REASONS TO SOB SHOULD DO IT IN GROUPS IN PUBLIC AND WAIT FOR OFFERS

WE ARE SURROUNDED BY THE RICH AND THEIR PROPAGANDA WHICH IS JUNK

YOU CAN'T REACH THE PEOPLE WHO CAN KILL YOU ANY TIME SO YOU HAVE TO GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT WHAT TO DO

IF YOU ARE A WHORE NO ONE WILL GET MAD AT YOU IF THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR WEAKNESSES AND THEN LEAVE

THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY ARE HERE TO HELP YOU BUT ALL THEY DO IS TAKE OVER AND BECOME THE THING YOU HATE MOST

THERE'S NO NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THE BODY OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PERSONALITY FAST

THE BREAKDOWN COMES WHEN YOU STOP CONTROLLING YOURSELF AND WANT THE RELEASE OF A BLOODBATH

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO AN ENEMY UNLESS YOU OFFER HIM SOMETHING HE WANTS MORE THAN WHAT HE ALREADY HAS

THE UNCONSCIOUS IS THE SAME AS A DREAM

THERE IS ALWAYS A LOT OF LIGHT AND THERE IS ALWAYS A LOT OF DARKNESS AND YOU ARE FREE TO CHANGE DIRECTION ANY TIME YOU WANT TO

IT IS FUN TO WALK CARELESSLY IN A DEATH ZONE

TURN SOFT AND LOVELY ANY TIME YOU HAVE A CHANCE

IT IS EMBARRASSING TO BE CAUGHT AND KILLED FOR STUPID REASONS

HELP OTHERS BY HAVING EVERYTHING THEY NEED AND NONE OF WHAT THEY WANT SO THEY WILL BE UNHAPPY ALSO

THEY WILL KILL YOU IN THE MORNING IF THEY CAN

USE WHAT IS DOMINANT IN A CULTURE TO CHANGE IT QUICKLY

HIDE UNDER WATER OR ANYWHERE SO UNDISTURBED YOU FEEL THE JERK OF PLEASURE WHEN AN IDEA COMES

YOU CAN'T BE IN LOVE WITH A THOUSAND PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME SO DON'T TRY

YOU LIVE THE SURPRISE RESULTS OF OLD PLANS

IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIVE AND YOU WERE FULL OF JOY

HOW CAN WE EVER BE SURE THERE ARE NOT ENEMIES IN NUCLEAR SILOS WAITING FOR US TO STOP PROTESTING BEFORE THEY LAUNCH THEIR MISSILES?

THE BEST WAY TO BE A DICTATOR IS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS ALL THE ANSWERS

WITH ALL THE HOLES IN YOU ALREADY THERE'S NO REASON TO DEFINE THE OUTSIDE ENVIRONMENT AS ALIEN

THE SWEET STUFF FLOWS OUT OF YOU AND GIVES YOU A TASTE FOR THE FUTURE

IT'S BETTER TO BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOMEONE ELSE THAN TO BE IN CHARGE OF YOURSELF

SAVOR KINDNESS BECAUSE CRUELTY IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE LATER

IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER

HANDS ON YOUR BREAST CAN KEEP YOUR HEART BEATING

THERE IS NO RUBBER DUCKY IN POLITICS

THE THING THAT MAKES A PLACE FUN IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT YOU EXPECT AND WHAT HAPPENS

YOU HOVER NEAR LOVELY UNCONSCIOUS LIFE-FORMS THAT OFFER NO IMMEDIATE RESISTANCE

WHEN YOU'RE IN A FAST-MOVING CAR YOU CAN FEEL THE ENVIRONMENT PUSH YOU AS IT PASSES

IF YOU HAD BEHAVED NICELY THE COMMUNISTS WOULDN'T EXIST

SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY IS A PLACE FOR YOUR MIND TO GO

USE A STUN GUN WHEN THE PERSON COMING AT YOU HAS A GOOD EXCUSE

FINDING EXTREME PLEASURE WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON IF YOU'RE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT THRILLS YOU

DANCE ON DOWN TO THE GOVERNMENT AND TELL THEM YOU'RE EAGER TO RULE BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU

SHOOT INTO INFINITE SPACE TO HIT A TARGET IN TIME AND CALL IT INEVITABLE

THEY SAY THAT WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, AND IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH, BUT THEY ARE WRONG. WAR IS PAIN, FREEDOM IS A LIE, AND IGNORANCE IS A CURSE. THOSE WHO RULE US KNOW THIS WELL, WHICH IS WHY THEY TEACH US TO LOVE OUR MISERY. THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE FREE, SO THAT WE WILL NEVER QUESTION OUR SLAVERY.

THE FOURTH DUMBEST GUY IN THE WORLD IS THE ONE WHO COMES BY HIMSELF TO GET HIS PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN

HAVE A GOOD TIME WHILE IT LASTS BECAUSE THERE WILL COME A TIME WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE

OUTER SPACE IS WHERE YOU DISCOVER WONDER AND WHERE YOU FIGHT AND NEVER HURT EARTH IF YOU STOP BELIEVING THIS YOUR MOOD TURNS UGLY

YOU ARE SO COMPLEX THAT YOU DON'T ALWAYS RESPOND TO DANGER

WHEN YOU EXPECT FAIR PLAY YOU CREATE AN INFECTIOUS BUBBLE OF MADNESS AROUND YOU

THERE IS JUST THE ONE WORLD AND IT IS CRUEL

SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY IS A PLACE FOR YOUR MIND TO GO

THEY WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU KILL THE SAME PERSON OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO JUST DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH

YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BE A PUPPET

WHEN YOU ARE BORN YOUR MIND IS LIKE A CLEAN WHITE PIECE OF PAPER AND WILL STAIN WITH EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES AND SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO NOT KNOW WHAT STAINED YOUR MIND SO YOU CAN BE BLANK AGAIN AND START OVER

THE LITTLE GIRL IS NOT GOING TO FORGET THIS EVENT SO QUICKLY BECAUSE SHE HAS A VERY GOOD MEMORY FOR WHAT PEOPLE DO TO HER

WHAT URGE WILL SAVE US NOW THAT SEX WON'T?

TRUST VISIONS THAT DON'T FEATURE BUCKETS OF BLOOD

THE FUTURE IS IN THE PAST

BODIES LIE IN THE BRIGHT GRASS AND SOME ARE MURDERED AND SOME ARE PICNICKING

DO NOT TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO, SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT AND BE THERE WHEN THEY CALL FOR HELP

YOU ARE NOT YOUR OWN FRIEND

YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING IF YOU JUST BELIEVE IN IT ENOUGH

GO WHERE PEOPLE SLEEP AND SEE IF THEY'RE SAFE

SILLY HOLES IN PEOPLE ARE FOR BREEDING OR ARE FROM SHOOTING

ONLY NAKED MEN ARE SAFE

THE PATH OF THE WORLD IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU BUT ITS DANGEROUS TO FOLLOW IT BECAUSE YOU CAN GET KILLED IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE OR YOUR HAIR OR HOW YOU DRESS

YOU ARE NOT A THREAT TO ANYONE

WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA? AN IDEA THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE MORE INTERESTING OR DIFFICULT OR COMPLEX OR FUNDAMENTAL OR SADDER OR STRONGER

IT IS FUN TO WALK CARELESSLY IN A DEATH ZONE

THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HOLD YOU UNTIL THEY CAN PROVE YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG SO DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO

THE MORE YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD THE LESS PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE

WHEN THERE'S NO SAFE PLACE TO SLEEP YOU'RE TIRED FROM WALKING ALL DAY AND EXHAUSTED FROM THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT'S TWICE AS DANGEROUS THEN

THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR WILL BE SECRET

THE PERSON WHO IS TALKING TO YOU WON'T STOP SO YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER

WHAT COUNTRY SHOULD YOU ADOPT IF YOU HATE POOR PEOPLE?

YOUR MODERN FACE SCANS THE SURPRISE ENDING

DIE FAST AND QUIET WHEN THEY INTERROGATE YOU OR LIVE SO LONG THAT THEY ARE ASHAMED TO HURT YOU ANYMORE

THE CONVERSATION ALWAYS TURNS TO LIVING LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE FUN

LET YOUR HAND WANDER ON THE FLESH TO MAKE POSSIBILITY MULTIPLY

IT'S HARD TO KNOW IF YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU FEEL YOU'RE IN DANGER ALL THE TIME NOW

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